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Justin Bieber Feels the Burn

March 31, 2015

Who watched Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central roast last night? My three favorite lines….

“Usher is the one who took you under his wing. You’re the worst thing that Usher has done to America, since the guy who sat John Wilkes Booth behind Abraham Lincoln.” — Pete Davidson

“Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.” – Kevin Hart

“Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” — Shaquille O’Neal

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